The quiet side of the 1,000 Steps, from the same car park in the Dandenong Ranges.

I park where everyone queues for the 1,000 Steps, and then I go the other way. Up Bellfield Track first, then it’s a zig-zag, up and down, up and down the mountain, no settling into a rhythm, until you come out on top of One Tree Hill. After that, it’s a coast back down to the car park. 13km and 750 metres of climbing, and it’s the one I do when I’ve only got a few hours and need something that actually works me.

A Short & Sharp Trek Ready hike. Grade 4. Women-only, small group, guided by women. 8am start, finished by lunchtime. No catering, so bring your own snacks and water.